Jayee Merrill

Slytherin, Vampire Slayer, Time Travler, Knight of the Round Table, Nerdfighter, Fan Girl, Jedi Master, Secret Agent, Ninja Pirate, Sailor Scout, Pokemon Breeder, Disney Princess, Consulting Detective, Mrs. Robinson

I'm not obsessed, I'm slightly enamored.

jayeemerrill.webs.com
zacwells:

I found this document on my computer i don’t remember writing it, it was last edited in 2011

zacwells:

I found this document on my computer i don’t remember writing it, it was last edited in 2011

(via doooweedo)

My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.

  • Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
  • Brother: that's not fair
  • Mom: DO AS I SAY.
  • Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
  • Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
  • Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.

guys i find attractive

  • famous
  • taken
  • twice my age
  • not real
  • dead
  • gay
  • power crazy Asgard God